The ultimate sales techno-babble

Since it's Friday, this seems like an appropriate workplace diversion.

I've worked with clients who had a problem with jargon, but I've never come across something like this.

Here's the blurb from Google video, where it's hosted:

This video was seen circulating the internet, author unknown. The Retro-Encabulator is a fictional device purportedly manufactured by "Rockwell Automation", according to the video. The video has become popular with engineers due to its humurous use of technobabble.

Enjoy!